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    Jun

    Mistaken Identity

    Me: dyan, who's your white favorite actor? I like Robert Downey jr. (I have to add Hugh Laurie here, how could I forget him?!)
    Dyan: hmmm... *looks over at newspaper, sees the poster of the book of Eli* Denzel Washington.
    Me: okay... I think you didn't get my question but that works too.
    Few days while we were in the bus...
    Me: Dyan, who's your favorite actor?
    Dyan: Denzel Washington. He's the man! (as if you know who he is)
    Just to prove my point...
    Me: you know any movies that he has acted in?
    Dyan: let me think... Invictus!!!
    Me: uhm, hate to break it to you but it's with Morgan Freeman.
    Dyan: okay, let me rethink again... Isn't he the narrator in the march of the penguins?
    Me: no!!! That's Morgan Freeman again. I bet you're favorite actor isn't Denzel.
    Dyan: whatever they look the same.
    Me: what the?! They don't. They're both good actors but they ain't the same.
    One day, our conversation had something to do with Ireland...
    Me: dyan, you know anyone famous that's from Ireland?
    Dyan: Denzel!!!
    Me: uhm, no...
    Dyan: *keeps insisting that it's denzel* how about Morgan Freeman?
    Me: ugh. Don't you know any better? Bono. From U2.
    Dyan: ohhh... Whatever! Denzel!!! Hahaha
  2. 16
    Jun

    "Is it better to be feared or respected? And I say, is it too much to ask for both?"

    - Tony Stark in Iron Man
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    May

    Couple of days ago, I had a weird dream. It’s just that I don’t normally dream. I do not know if that is possible. I wish I could dream of happier matters but it never works out.

    The dream started out I was my ex-boyfriend. I am not saying that we are not friends but we’ve gone separate ways. Apparently, we were back together which is strange. What made it weirder was the fact that I was with my cousins whom I don’t communicate with because we have some family issues with them. One of them just had a baby where my “boyfriend” and I went to look at for the first time. I was talking how she was favorite cousin.

    Seriously, I do not know which is more freakier, me being with the ex or the cousin. If this happened in real life, I guess I could live with the ex but it will be awkward. The cousin I could not take. I have issues with them.

    My unconscious mind takes me places. I am sure that it’s not just me. I hope I can be saved from these kind of thoughts.

  9. 29
    May

    "Life’s hard when your broke."

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